A PROF WROTE THIS
In Secondary School, I was very poor in Maths and
Chemistry. During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%.
The results used to be announced out from the lowest
to the highest marks,so I would always be the 1st or
2nd from the bottom to be called out....
One day the Maths results were being released out
and my name wasn't among the 1st to be called out..
The teacher got to 30s,40s,50s,60s,70s,stil my paper
had not been called out...Everyone kept looking at me
asking,'Damn boy Watsup??'
The teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to
88%,he had one paper remaining...
I then asked myself,could I have scored a 90% in
Maths? I was feeling anxious and happy now that i
knew i had proved the so called genius wrong. Could I
have gotten 88%? i thought my dream had been
answered..The whole class was amazed as everybody
kept looking at me, it was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said there's a cow
that did not write his name on the paper that scored
0% if u have not received your paper come and get it
now!
Monday, 20 January 2014
Ladies Can You Do This
I received the shock of my life
yesterday.
12yrs girl of jss3 stopped me while i
was
going home and said
"Uncle basil, severally i find myself
sitting all alone and thinking about
you and
all your funny stuffs. I really like you so much but i also
know that i
am too young for you.
I wish that i was a
little bit matured I could have asked
you to be my boyfriend". I was speechless for about 10mins, i
wasn't
stunned that a little girl was in love
with me
but for the fact that as little as this girl
was, she was bold enough to go for what
she
wants regardless of what the answer
will be
to her. Now it got me thinking of how many
so called matured ladies could do this. What
baffles me most is that they will be so
in
love with you but never find the
courage to
let you know, they wont tell you because
society demands that a guy should be
the
one to always make the move. Please if you've ever felt a thing for me,
feel
free to let me know, the least i can do
is to
tell you NO. Hehehehehe.. feel free and say your
mind O before you will hear that i'm married. Am
waiting.......
********************************************
Coming from me... I won't advice any girl to let her feelings known to a guy first..
If you try it.. You sure will be treated with little respect.
Don't mind them guys saying they will L√ and respect a girl who does that..that shit doesn't happen..
Its better to die with it than open up..
yesterday.
12yrs girl of jss3 stopped me while i
was
going home and said
"Uncle basil, severally i find myself
sitting all alone and thinking about
you and
all your funny stuffs. I really like you so much but i also
know that i
am too young for you.
I wish that i was a
little bit matured I could have asked
you to be my boyfriend". I was speechless for about 10mins, i
wasn't
stunned that a little girl was in love
with me
but for the fact that as little as this girl
was, she was bold enough to go for what
she
wants regardless of what the answer
will be
to her. Now it got me thinking of how many
so called matured ladies could do this. What
baffles me most is that they will be so
in
love with you but never find the
courage to
let you know, they wont tell you because
society demands that a guy should be
the
one to always make the move. Please if you've ever felt a thing for me,
feel
free to let me know, the least i can do
is to
tell you NO. Hehehehehe.. feel free and say your
mind O before you will hear that i'm married. Am
waiting.......
********************************************
Coming from me... I won't advice any girl to let her feelings known to a guy first..
If you try it.. You sure will be treated with little respect.
Don't mind them guys saying they will L√ and respect a girl who does that..that shit doesn't happen..
Its better to die with it than open up..
Thursday, 16 January 2014
Jonathan Fires Army Chiefs
UPDATED: BREAKING NEWS: Jonathan Fires Nigeria’s Army Chiefs
Presidential spokesman Reuben Abati has moments ago revealed that President Goodluck Jonathan has terminated the tenure of top military chiefs.
It is believed that the terminatination is due to the militar’s inability to curb the Boko Haram destruction of life and property in the Northern region.
Reuben Abati made these known through his tweeter account and he wrote.
Mr. Abati said the former Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshall Alex Badeh, has been appointed the Chief of Defence Staff. He replaces Admiral Ola Ibrahim.
Major-General Kenneth Tobiah Jacob Minimah takes over from Lt.-General Azubike O. Ihejirika as Chief of Army Staff;
Rear Admiral Usman O. Jibrin takes over from Vice Admiral Dele Joseph Ezeoba as Chief of Naval Staff; and Air Vice Marshal Adesola Nunayon Amosu takes over from Air Marshal Badeh as Chief of Air Staff.
All the changes are with immediate effect.
The new Chief of Defence Staff and former Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshal Badeh was born on January 10, 1957 and joined the Air Force as a member of the Nigerian Defence Academy’s 21 Regular Course while the new Chief of Army Staff, Major-General Minimah was born on July 27, 1959 and joined the Army as a member of the Nigerian Defence Academy’s 25 Regular Course. Until his new appointment, Major-General Minimah was the Commander of the Nigerian Army Infantry Corps, Jaji.
The new Chief of Naval Staff, Rear Admiral Usman Jibrin was born on September 16, 1959 and joined the Navy as a member of the Nigerian Defence Academy’s 24 Regular Course. Until his appointment as Chief of Naval Staff, he was Director of Training at Defence Headquarters.
The new Chief of Air Staff and immediate past Commander of the Presidential Air Fleet, Air Vice Marshal Amosu was born on August 1, 1958 and joined the Air Force as a member of the Nigerian Defence Academy’s 25 Regular Course. Until his new appointment, Air Vice Marshal Amosu was the Air Officer Commanding, Tactical Air Command, Makurdi.
President Jonathan has briefed the leadership of the National Assembly on the appointment of the new service chiefs and will, in keeping with the provisions of the law, request the National Assembly to formally confirm the appointments when it reconvenes.
Presidential spokesman Reuben Abati has moments ago revealed that President Goodluck Jonathan has terminated the tenure of top military chiefs.
It is believed that the terminatination is due to the militar’s inability to curb the Boko Haram destruction of life and property in the Northern region.
Reuben Abati made these known through his tweeter account and he wrote.
Mr. Abati said the former Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshall Alex Badeh, has been appointed the Chief of Defence Staff. He replaces Admiral Ola Ibrahim.
Major-General Kenneth Tobiah Jacob Minimah takes over from Lt.-General Azubike O. Ihejirika as Chief of Army Staff;
Rear Admiral Usman O. Jibrin takes over from Vice Admiral Dele Joseph Ezeoba as Chief of Naval Staff; and Air Vice Marshal Adesola Nunayon Amosu takes over from Air Marshal Badeh as Chief of Air Staff.
All the changes are with immediate effect.
The new Chief of Defence Staff and former Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshal Badeh was born on January 10, 1957 and joined the Air Force as a member of the Nigerian Defence Academy’s 21 Regular Course while the new Chief of Army Staff, Major-General Minimah was born on July 27, 1959 and joined the Army as a member of the Nigerian Defence Academy’s 25 Regular Course. Until his new appointment, Major-General Minimah was the Commander of the Nigerian Army Infantry Corps, Jaji.
The new Chief of Naval Staff, Rear Admiral Usman Jibrin was born on September 16, 1959 and joined the Navy as a member of the Nigerian Defence Academy’s 24 Regular Course. Until his appointment as Chief of Naval Staff, he was Director of Training at Defence Headquarters.
The new Chief of Air Staff and immediate past Commander of the Presidential Air Fleet, Air Vice Marshal Amosu was born on August 1, 1958 and joined the Air Force as a member of the Nigerian Defence Academy’s 25 Regular Course. Until his new appointment, Air Vice Marshal Amosu was the Air Officer Commanding, Tactical Air Command, Makurdi.
President Jonathan has briefed the leadership of the National Assembly on the appointment of the new service chiefs and will, in keeping with the provisions of the law, request the National Assembly to formally confirm the appointments when it reconvenes.
Wednesday, 15 January 2014
Your Attitude is Most Important
Very interesting & meaningful msg to share:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to;
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K ;
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E ;
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
L+O+V+E;
12+15+22+5 = 54%
L+U+C+K ;
12+21+3+11 = 47%
None of them makes 100%.
Then what makes 100% ???
Is it Money?
NO !!!
M+O+N+E+Y= 13+15+14+5+25=72%
Leadership?
NO !!!
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P= 12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16=97%
Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..
Amazing mathematics ، and thats why I love it cus it's like our life.
Beautiful message!
Stay away from Anger..
It hurts ..Only You!
If you are right then there is no need to get angry,
And if you are wrong then you don't have any right to get angry.
Patience with family is love,
Patience with others is respect.
Patience with self is confidence and Patience with GOD is faith.
Never Think Hard about the PAST, It brings Tears...
Don't think more about the FUTURE, It brings Fear...
Live this Moment with a Smile,It brings Cheer.
Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,
Every problem comes to make us or break us,
The choice is ours whether we become victims or victorious.
Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful.
Do you know why God created gaps between fingers?
So that someone who is special to you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand forever.
Happiness keeps You Sweet..But being sweet brings happiness..
Do Share it with all the beautiful People In your Life
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to;
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K ;
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E ;
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
L+O+V+E;
12+15+22+5 = 54%
L+U+C+K ;
12+21+3+11 = 47%
None of them makes 100%.
Then what makes 100% ???
Is it Money?
NO !!!
M+O+N+E+Y= 13+15+14+5+25=72%
Leadership?
NO !!!
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P= 12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16=97%
Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..
Amazing mathematics ، and thats why I love it cus it's like our life.
Beautiful message!
Stay away from Anger..
It hurts ..Only You!
If you are right then there is no need to get angry,
And if you are wrong then you don't have any right to get angry.
Patience with family is love,
Patience with others is respect.
Patience with self is confidence and Patience with GOD is faith.
Never Think Hard about the PAST, It brings Tears...
Don't think more about the FUTURE, It brings Fear...
Live this Moment with a Smile,It brings Cheer.
Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,
Every problem comes to make us or break us,
The choice is ours whether we become victims or victorious.
Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful.
Do you know why God created gaps between fingers?
So that someone who is special to you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand forever.
Happiness keeps You Sweet..But being sweet brings happiness..
Do Share it with all the beautiful People In your Life
Bamanga Tukur Officially Tenders His Resignation Letter
Embattled national Chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Alhaji Bamanga Tukur, has finally thrown in the towel as he has officially tendered his resignation letter, according to reports.
This came following a report that President Goodluck Jonathan had asked Tukur to honourably turn in his resignation letter before the party’s National Executive Committee (NEC) meeting slated for Thursday this week.
LEADERSHIP quoted an anonymous source from the presidency as saying in confidence that President Jonathan held another stormy session with Tukur on Saturday to ascertain most of the allegations levelled against him by some members of the PDP National Working Committee (NWC) at the meeting they had with the president on Thursday at the presidential villa.
The source said immediately after the president’s arrival from the ECOWAS Summit in Abidjan, Ivory Coast, Tukur was summoned to the villa to brief the president with records of meetings of the NWC and venues that such meetings took place.
One of the allegations against Tukur is that he holds NWC meetings at his Wuse 2 residence instead of the party’s Wadata Plaza headquarters, Leadership reports.
“It is wrong for people to always think Mr President is shielding the national chairman of the party from wrongdoings; it is absolutely untrue that the president insists on Tukur’s stay as chairman.
“Some of you might not know that each time there are problems or calls for his removal, the same NWC members would come to the villa and say there is peace and that all is well.
“But in this case, as you have all seen, the chicken has come home to roost, as the same NWC members have opened up on the man that he is the problem we need to deal with; other critical stakeholders are of the same view and even very powerful elders and members of the BoT have secretly sent in submissions that Tukur is not helping both himself and the party; no governor except one is speaking or pleading for him.
“So when he came yesterday (on Saturday) to the villa, it was a very serious case because, for the first time, the president has told Tukur he won’t plead for him, and if he knows he does not have the majority members of the PDP NEC on his side, he should just go and resign before the NEC on Thursday.
“I can tell you the president will not defend or plead with any NEC member to save Tukur because whatever the NEC says on him will be his fate; the president cannot continue to solve national problems and, at the same time, be carrying the burden of the party chairman who ordinarily should be of help to him,” the source said.
Tukur’s resignation has saved him the embarrassment of being suspended from the party by members of the NWC, as there were said to be plans by the National Working Committee and the National Executive Committee to suspend the embattled Chairman.
Reports have it that the First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan is already making moves to have the Minister of Transport, Sen. Idris Umar appointed as the new party Chairman.
This came following a report that President Goodluck Jonathan had asked Tukur to honourably turn in his resignation letter before the party’s National Executive Committee (NEC) meeting slated for Thursday this week.
LEADERSHIP quoted an anonymous source from the presidency as saying in confidence that President Jonathan held another stormy session with Tukur on Saturday to ascertain most of the allegations levelled against him by some members of the PDP National Working Committee (NWC) at the meeting they had with the president on Thursday at the presidential villa.
The source said immediately after the president’s arrival from the ECOWAS Summit in Abidjan, Ivory Coast, Tukur was summoned to the villa to brief the president with records of meetings of the NWC and venues that such meetings took place.
One of the allegations against Tukur is that he holds NWC meetings at his Wuse 2 residence instead of the party’s Wadata Plaza headquarters, Leadership reports.
“It is wrong for people to always think Mr President is shielding the national chairman of the party from wrongdoings; it is absolutely untrue that the president insists on Tukur’s stay as chairman.
“Some of you might not know that each time there are problems or calls for his removal, the same NWC members would come to the villa and say there is peace and that all is well.
“But in this case, as you have all seen, the chicken has come home to roost, as the same NWC members have opened up on the man that he is the problem we need to deal with; other critical stakeholders are of the same view and even very powerful elders and members of the BoT have secretly sent in submissions that Tukur is not helping both himself and the party; no governor except one is speaking or pleading for him.
“So when he came yesterday (on Saturday) to the villa, it was a very serious case because, for the first time, the president has told Tukur he won’t plead for him, and if he knows he does not have the majority members of the PDP NEC on his side, he should just go and resign before the NEC on Thursday.
“I can tell you the president will not defend or plead with any NEC member to save Tukur because whatever the NEC says on him will be his fate; the president cannot continue to solve national problems and, at the same time, be carrying the burden of the party chairman who ordinarily should be of help to him,” the source said.
Tukur’s resignation has saved him the embarrassment of being suspended from the party by members of the NWC, as there were said to be plans by the National Working Committee and the National Executive Committee to suspend the embattled Chairman.
Reports have it that the First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan is already making moves to have the Minister of Transport, Sen. Idris Umar appointed as the new party Chairman.
Tuesday, 14 January 2014
PDP CHAIRMAN RESIGNS
PDP Chairman Bamanga Tukur Resigns?14.01.2014, 16:52 Politics
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A former Aviation Minister, Femi Fani-Kayode took to his twitter account to reveal that the embattled PDP chairman, Bamanga Tukur has resigned.
See his tweet:
The National Chairman of the PDP, Alhaji Bamangar Tukur, has resigned. This is a step in the right direction. PDP clap for yourselves.- Femi Fani-Kayode (@realFFK) January 14, 2014
Time will tell if this is true.
Laugh It Off
A girl was chatting with her friend on facebook inside a taxi, then she discovered that the man sitting next to her was reading her texts. Since she did not have enough evidence to confront the man and afraid of being beaten up , she immediately changed the topic. She typed; please Oga tell kabiru Sokoto or any boko haram leader nearest to you that I'm presently having problem taking the two bombs manufactured for this operation to the target place because of the terrible traffic jams, the bombs may explode before I get to the destination but nevertheless I think the casualty fiqure will be high cos we are five in the taxi and all the vehicles in the traffic will also be affected. We have less than a minute for the bombs to go off.
Without telling the driver to stop, the man screamed ,jumped out of the vehicle through the window and landed into the gutter. From the gutters he got up immediately and ran with the speed of lightening into the town , not even checking his bruised hands and feet. The driver and other passengers concluded that he was insane while the girl continued with her chatting
Without telling the driver to stop, the man screamed ,jumped out of the vehicle through the window and landed into the gutter. From the gutters he got up immediately and ran with the speed of lightening into the town , not even checking his bruised hands and feet. The driver and other passengers concluded that he was insane while the girl continued with her chatting
Wednesday, 8 January 2014
He Needs Your Help Seriously
JCIN needs help the Nigerian hospital now referring us to INDIA, and the letter they sent indicated we pay 6million #Please Help J-CIN Below is his mum's bank account, Pls do something today to save a life of a prolific ph based music producer: _Acct Name - MARY DANIEL _Acct No. - 3051924521 _FIRST BANK PLC. _Call Family:- 08138590421
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